Feature film screenplay
It was not a good day for neurotic, germophobic, best-selling novelist Evan Grey. Johnny Depp's overacting has made his debut film a lambasted mockery, the Director is sleeping with his wife, and he's just assaulted a fan with a hardcover copy of Harry Potter. His problems only get worse when he unexpectedly inherits his estranged mother’s nudist colony..
Written for Paul Rudd in the lead role, and Johnny Depp playing himself, this screenplay is available for consideration.