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Feature film screenplay

Romantic Comedy


It was not a good day for neurotic, germophobic, haphephobic, best-selling novelist Evan Grey. Johnny Depp's overacting has made his debut film a lambasted mockery, the Director is sleeping with his wife, and he's just assaulted a fan with a hardcover copy of Harry Potter. His problems only get worse when his estranged mother dies and Evan inherits her nudist colony..

Written for Paul Rudd in the lead role, with Johnny Depp in a cameo as himself, this screenplay is available for consideration.

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